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The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat
and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold
drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
What do you get if you divide the circumference
of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots of carrots. |
