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Funny Girls
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly rubbing his face with both of her hands. "No, I am not " he replied. " Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said. Then she started moving her her hands from his beard and into his hair. "My manager was not here at the moment ," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, I need for to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across his lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room. ----- A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, " Why then don't you eat the peanuts yourself?". "We can't chew them because we've no teeth," she replied. The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?" The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."
Great Family Event
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